I totally schooled Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes (aka Joey Potter on Dawson's Creek; aka wife of crazy, couch-jumping Scientologist Tom Cruise) competed in the New York City marathon yesterday.
Now, I'm not bragging or anything (OK, yes I am), but apparently her crazy-rich hubby and uber-weird cult religion are only enough to give her a flat stomach after she (allegedly) gave birth to a child, but not a super-fast marathon time.
Not that her time was bad or anything--especially for her first(?) marathon. However, her time of 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds is 40 minutes slower than mine. No big deal. It makes me feel a little bit better that celebs (and more importantly, the girl who got to make out with both Dawson and Pacey) don't get to be the best at everything. Ha.
And while I do admire her homage to the FDNY, girl needs to get herself a sports bra. 26.2 miles with only that much support? Ouch. I think that's why all the pictures show her with her lips pursed like that. Hottt.
(Also, I ran my entire race with no music. Just sayin'.)
